Message From Jesus: Wash Your Car 2

Evidently, Jesus is bored with appearing on toast and taco shells. Now he’s appearing in bird poop on windshields of believers.

Jim Lawry insists this is a picture of Christ. I think it looks more someone wearing a novelty dog snout, but who am I to argue with the faithful?

“But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, and I shall poop on your windshield.”  – first draft of 2 Peter 3:10