I’m reckoning with the possibility that this video is a giant windup. Then again, how would we know? It’s not like U.S. Christians are known for their firm grasp of basic biology.
It’s hard to pinpoint my favorite part, but I think it’s where she theorizes that she’s afraid of dogs because her “Christian intuition” is telling her that canines aren’t really God’s creatures.
My 11-year-old daughter responded to that without missing a beat: “Someone should tell her that dog is god spelled backwards.”
Anyway, watch and weep: