If there was a god, he’d reward you richly for your kindness — possibly with an afterlife full of frolicsome children,
lolcat videos, and celestial massages.
As it is, a heartfelt expression of gratitude will have to do.
So, thank you.
Now, don’t forget to tell all your godless friends and relatives to donate, or we’ll kill this dog.
Buddy thanks you too!
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