The Curious Case of the Mormon Penis Biter 5

Here at Moral Compass HQ, we’ll be keeping an eye on the upcoming trial of Mormon penis biter Efrey Antonio Guzman, 47.

Last May, Guzman, a branch president of the Church of Latter-Day Saints, knocked on the door of a family friend whose 13-year-old daughter and 20-year-old son were home alone.

When Guzman learned that the brother was in the shower, “the defendant suddenly grabbed [the girl], hugged her tightly and would not let her go,” the charges state. The teen said Guzman started kissing her and grabbed her buttocks, but left when her brother entered the room.

In August, however, the church official returned to the home, allegedly pushed his way in, and

…began to assault the mother. During a struggle, Guzman ripped her shirt, then grabbed her exposed breast, the charges state.


The woman’s son attempted to come to her rescue, whereupon Guzman decided to explore the contents of the boy’s boxer shorts. With his teeth.

Guzman grabbed and then bit the son’s genitals, “causing severe damage that required surgery,” according to the charges.

Kind of a dick move.

Guzman was president of the LDS Union Park 9th Branch in Midvale. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints said after charges were filed that Guzman no longer holds that position.

[image via Mormonism Unveiled]

5 thoughts on “The Curious Case of the Mormon Penis Biter

  1. MH Loyacono Mar 24,2013 10:59 am

    OMG – oh, pardon that expression. Church officials seem to feel they have rights and those rights not in the Constitution. He is a pathetic sicko and hope he went to jail.

  2. Terry Firma Mar 24,2013 12:04 pm

    He was arraigned only last month. No trial yet.

  3. Timothy Mar 24,2013 12:43 pm

    I love how they took the perception from the book of mormon.

  4. Terry Firma Mar 24,2013 1:58 pm

    That was my doing, I’m afraid.

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