More Devout Might Be to French It or Fuck It

Via Reddit:

“Evangelist Mike Murdock tells followers to stroke, kiss, and rub their Bibles across their faces in this oddly erotic video.”

It’s harmless when the reverend and his flock appear to desire physical relations with a book; not so cool when their fellow believers do it to kids. As long as we’re all clear on the difference, we’re cool.